Last year I had been toying around with some funny ideas and trying to figure out how to articulate them which resulted in writing this silly thing. I do manage to keep myself entertained. But I didn't know that there was such a thing as "National Unicorn Day" until I had already written it and went to share it on Facebook a day late:
April 10, 2019
Apparently yesterday was National Unicorn Day, so Happy Belated National Unicorn Day!
Did you know that unicorns are in the Bible? For real, check it out. Psalm 22:21 "Save me from the lion's mouth; for Thou has heard me from the horns of the unicorns." KJV
King James Version.
KJV uses the word "unicorn" 9 times, but I'm going to stick to this one instance for now.
A couple of things stand out to me about this verse. 1) It's totally hilarious to think about unicorns in the Bible. 2) We can literally make the Bible say ANY thing we want it to say if we aren't careful. 3) It's mega important to consider the viewpoints of others.
Let's consider what the word "unicorn" means to King James' translators. According to my extensive research (aka 5 minutes on Google), they probably meant a type of rhinoceros that only has one horn.
How about David (we assume) when he wrote this verse down? Some people think he was talking about an oryx. At first glance, the oryx seems like a gentle herd animal but apparently they're known to stab lions to death. I don't know about you, but I certainly want to believe in a God that not only saves me from lions but also from the things that can kill lions.
You're probably wondering "Cheri, what's the point of all this?" And here it comes. Mythical creature, large tank-like rhino, dainty little lion-stabber, "wild-oxen", bull, buffalo, or whatever other animal your translation says there, I don't think that matters.
What matters is that we have a God Who saves, rescues, delivers, snatches us away from danger. Who regards our lowliness but still hears us and answers us in our distress. Isn't that amazing?
So we need to keep talking to Him, and reading His Word, and trying to do what He tells us to do because He's way cooler than a unicorn*.
*modern definition