Oblivious

The reason I took the Target mirror selfie in my previous post is that I was walking along minding my own business and noticed that small children were staring at me and looking excited. I was like "what is happening? Did I spill something on myself? Is there something weird on my face? Is it my face?" Then I passed the mirror and I was like "OOOOOOOHHHHH! I'm wearing a giant unicorn dress!" Because sometimes I forget.

Jenny took this picture.

Tonight I was walking along, minding my own business, and I heard a small excited voice interrupting her mother's adult conversation. And I didn't stop and pay attention because I'm usually pretty sure that not everything is about me all the time. Until I had gotten further away and heard "Yes, that lady is wearing a unicorn dress!" in the exasperated voice of a mom who has been interrupted a million times today and just can't take it anymore.

To that mom, I'm so sorry that I interrupted your evening with my fabulous unicorn dress.

But not really.

At least I don't have a dress in this obnoxious pink fabric.